Today is your birthday. I can't believe I was actually able to wait until today to show you this. I'm very thankful that your mommy gave birth to you today instead of someone else. I could sit here and type up a long mushy paragraph about you, but I'll save that for a more appropriate time and place. :p
Make sure you tell me right this instant when you've found this. Otherwise you'll ruin it. After, read the "About" tab.
Happy Burrr-Tay. :]
I hart u with all my boobs, cuz my boobs are bigger than my hart.