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Snake Nipples

Today is your birthday. I can't believe I was actually able to wait until today to show you this. I'm very thankful that your mommy gave birth to you today instead of someone else. I could sit here and type up a long mushy paragraph about you, but I'll save that for a more appropriate time and place. :p

Make sure you tell me right this instant when you've found this. Otherwise you'll ruin it. After, read the "About" tab.

Happy Burrr-Tay. :]
I hart u with all my boobs, cuz my boobs are bigger than my hart.
We’re going to dip dye your hair rainbow colors. :}


Yeah.. we’ll make sure you don’t feel like how the pug is feeling on your birthday. :D
I will buy you a fish for your birthday and name him a bo$$ name.
We will go catch and tame a lion. ;3
Yes… Kenny Chesney, that’s who. My booh. I will force you to go to a Chesney concert, you will like it. And you will come out smiling and jumping. Lool.
HMM.. Who sings this too?
Hmm. What song is this.. and who sings it..
Now that you are 18 you can legally watch p00rnn. So I will go out and buy you many many porn magazines. All shapes and sizess.